Masked vandal fatally wounded by homeowner.
Not satisfied with vandalizing our patch of just ripening flour corn, a rogue raccoon broke into our farmhouse by ripping through a window screen in the wee hours of the morning. He then proceeded to fill up on dried cat food kibbles before heading to the living room where he obviously got disoriented.
A loud crash upstairs awoke the sleeping farmers, Leaf & Cielo, at 2:15 a.m. "What was that?" Cielo asked. "Oh, it's just a raccoon I chased off the deck before I came to bed," farmer leaf replied. "Well he is inside the house now," she stated. Another large crash indicated she was absolutely right.
Grabbing the .22 caliber rifle and a headlamp, I bolted up the stairs, Cielo right on my heels. "Holy shi_!" I exclaimed. The raccoon was totally freaked out and was literally bouncing off of the walls as he desperately searched for a way out. Swinging from bamboo blinds, he leaped first one way, crashed, jumped up, clawed his way to the ceiling before falling back to the craft table. Bottles were crashing, glass jars were overturned, spilling carefully sorted beads and feathers out of their containers, and this manic was just getting more frantic by the moment.
Finally he made a dash for the vacant guest bedroom and disappeared into the dark. We began closing doors, until we were sure he was confined to the bedroom. However a thorough search of the room failed to locate this intruder. To prevent his possible escape, I closed the lower half of the bedroom window, then stepped back to scan the room again, rifle at the ready. Where was he hiding?
And then I saw a tiny tip of tail sticking out from the bottom of the venetian blind. He was motionless as he hid sandwiched between the upper window glass and the venetian blind. I eased back over to the window, picked my shot angle carefully as I didn't want to shoot out the window, and pulled the trigger.
We removed the body, cleaned up the blood, and surveyed the damage. We are still cleaning up the crafts area.
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Watch out for raccoon roundworms and their eggs
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I have read that the eggs can even survive fire. :( I'm still trying to relocate those references though.
Raccoons around here do seem to love dried cat food.
-- OneTahiti
Coon Hunters
Maybe you ought to give those coon hunters a second chance. Great story, though.
Well it seems
that other than trespassing and keeping us awake, the coon hunters had little interest in the raccoon. As with most of these "coon hunters," it is more about the alcohol consumed while listening to the dogs howl. It would of been more fitting if the coon had invaded their truck or home. Those little buggers are clever enough to drive a truck away. Now that would be a great story. "Hunters tree coon while coon companion steals hunter's truck! :>)
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I'd say the coon hunters
I'd say the coon hunters blew it. When you enter someone else's property at night with weapons and without permission, you're a criminal in my book. I'll take my chances with the racoons.
Keep cat kibbles safe
I find the extra expense and trouble of storing the cat kibbles in a sealed metal container is well worth it. Keeps the kritters away...
Charges Pending?
Thanks to the wisdom of Tennessee legislators we have a "castle doctrine" otherwise you might be facing charges.
As it is one does not have to retreat from invaders who forcibly enter your domicile. In addition, the law presumes a home invader entering by force has deadly intent making the use of defensive deadly force legal.
FL, you are fortunate to live here and not in the UK. Otherwise, you might be facing charges not only for dispatching the culprit but also for having a firearm in your house.
Thank goodness, your place isn't a "gun free" zone. The headline might have read:
Farmer and Wife Held Hostage, Terrorized by Masked Intruder. Police Seeking Leads.
That's silly, Brant
They don't have racoons in the UK.
They don't much gun violence either.
Thank goodness
I am so lucky to not be living in the UK, otherwise I wouldn't have known the raccoon was inside tearing up our farmhouse. :>)
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Great story!
It reminded me of the snake I had to kill in my fireplace this spring. Hated to kill it, but didn't want the 3 footer loose in my house! It was a Rat snake, and I love having them around, but I don't love them enough to stick my hand in a fireplace and get one by the neck!
I agree with Brant...good to have protection handy, even if mine was only snake shot!
Mushy
Mushy
I keep not one but two strategically placed snake handling poles. These are handy for tossing snakes unharmed back into the woods without having to touch them.
-- OneTahiti
Are we talking Coon skin cap?
Or perhaps a nice fricassee? Gotta par boil 'em first though!