Oh, Lord, this would be hilarious — if these people weren't serious. Just last year, we had to hear all about how terrible teachers are and how we had to enact all this legislation against them and now we're talking about arming them? Republicans—they don't trust you enough to let you collectively bargain with other adults, but they do trust you enough to let you have a gun in a room full of children!

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